Okay, I probably made this sound a whole lot more Epic then it really is, but when I went to Sensuous Sandwich for lunch today with my Dad and brother Steven, they had this Marcel vs DC fighting brackets on the giant chalkboard. It's going to play out over 12 weeks, as voting is done while paying tips. (It's a good way to make a little extra tip money.) So, for fun, I pulled out a pen and we cast our own votes on a napkin.
Voting had already started for the first bracket, and Wolverine had already won, but I would have chosen his win as well. I'm honestly not a huge Hulk fan, and the Wolverine is hard to kill.
Jean Grey vs Black Widow. This was a tough one. I personally chose Jean Grey, because she's crazy powerful, but I think, in the restaurant, Black Widow will win thanks to popularity. But regardless if it's Black Widow or Jean Grey going against Wolverine, Wolvie will win. He would kick Black Widow's ... and we already know Jean Grey asked him to kill her, though if she fought all out and didn't want to die, Jean Grey would win. Her loss is due to a mental/emotional breakdown.
Loki vs Bucky. Yeah, I don't even need to think this over. Loki.
Ironman VS Captain America. I personally would want the Cap to win, but thanks to the comics (and potential spoilers for the future of the Marvel Movie Universe) Iron Man wins. Didn't mean to spoil anything there. We'll know when the movie come out, but I'm thinking of the comics and Sebastian Stan's Marvel movie contract.
Now Loki against Iron Man? I'm giving it to Loki again. It did take, what, how many Avengers to beat him? Yeah . . . and Iron Man is going solo.
And the final Marvel clash, Wolverine against Loki. I'm giving it to Loki. They're both super popular characters, super popular, but I just like Loki, and he's got skill.
Okay, now DC.
Aquaman vs the Green Lantern . . .
Yeah . . . not a fan of both. On this my Dad and brother had a small debate.
Steven: Aquaman needs water to fight. All Green Lantern has to do is throw him into space and he's beat.
Dad: If Green Lantern finds Aquaman in a bathtub, he's toast.
Okay, disturbing visuals aside, I'm giving it to Aquaman because, in the case of this fighting scenario, Green Lantern stumbles upon Aquaman swimming in an Olympic sized pool. Case close. And I really didn't like that movie.
The Joker vs Catwoman. I personally think Joker would win, but my Dad said she's hot, so go with her. (That spurred a "which version of Catwoman do you find hot?" discussion, but I won't get into that here.)
Batman vs Wonder Woman. Batman. Not going to think this one through.
Superman vs Sinestro. Superman. Another one I don't need to think through.
Back to the top! Aquaman vs Catwoman. I'm saying Catwoman, because this battle was fought in a desert.
Batman vs Superman!! The great debate!!! Technically, if Superman wasn't all small town moral and all that, Superman would pulverize Batman from miles away. Kryptonite would have no effect. Laser eyes. But since the comics always paint Batman like a genius, and Superman as an idiot, Batman always seems to win in the comics. And Batman wins here, too, though if Superman didn't hold back, he would win faster than a speeding bullet.
Now Loki vs Batman. Honestly, unlike Superman (who has a weakness against magic and deception, proven by Wonder Woman), Batman would stand a fighting chance. He's smart and knows how to exploit an opponents weakness, yet Joker is not nearly as powerful as Loki, and Batman has yet to defeat him, so in this battle . . .
Loki Wins!
Now the real question . . . where was Thor during all this madness?