I just wanted really comfortable sandals. That's it. A flip-flop that supported my heel and arch for a full day at Disneyland. So I was at Scheels trying everything they had on, and what I settled for was a sporty Reef.
I kept noticing the tag that said "Thirst Quenching Technology," but I took that as a metaphor, thinking it meant "thirst quenching comfort" or something.
But right before heading to the check out my Mom turned the shoe over and noticed the bottom: little metal things embedded in the soul of the shoe.
What in the World!!??
And then it clicked: Thirst Quenching Technology. That girl in the picture holding a shoe in one hand and a bottle in the other.
My shoes are bottle openers!
But right before heading to the check out my Mom turned the shoe over and noticed the bottom: little metal things embedded in the soul of the shoe.
What in the World!!??
And then it clicked: Thirst Quenching Technology. That girl in the picture holding a shoe in one hand and a bottle in the other.
My shoes are bottle openers!
Handy for all the times I drink Martinelli's or old fashioned root beer.
As a note: don't accidently leave two large bottles of Martinelli's in the freezer over night. Just sayin'. Discovered this true fact during Easter the next morning. -_-;; Shards of green glass and frozen apple goodness everywhere.
(Another note, when I realized what these shoes were for, images of college kids hanging out on the beach during Spring break came to mind. I kinda pictured them as the target audience.)
Interesting. That might be handy if you are kidnapped too, and you can cut your ropes with it, or hold someone hostage with those shoes. :D
ReplyDelete