Showing posts with label Emma Watson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emma Watson. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

The Circle, mini movie review


Rating: D-

I wasted my life watching this movie.  Wasted my life out of curiosity.  Curiosity killed the cat.  Maybe I should count my blessings?

Emma Watson stars in this book to movie adaptation.  Tom Hanks is in it, too.  For this reason people probably scrambled to see The Circle.  If you haven't, good for you, go see something better.

Emma, aka Mea, works at a boring call center as her father struggles with an illness.  She wants to get a job at The Circle where her friend, Dr. Who companion Karen Gillan, aka Annie, works and lives a successful lifestyle traveling the World.  The Circle, which is part tech company and social media company (in which I was at first confused, only that The Circle is simply THE GREATEST COMPANY EVER in mankind, forever more, and so forth, whatever.)

And so Emma, aka Mea, goes and uncovers stuff.  Goes transparent, which means she wears a camera at all time.  And gets sucked into this future idea of a global surveillance state, because, by golly, it's so much fun having people watch you all the time, you know, all those friends, all the time, watching your every move, because sharing is caring, and they can save your life while they're stealing it.

The ending of the movie is abrupt.  The audience felt it.  I could feel the confusion in the audience it was so thick.  This teenage girl sitting by my Mom actually asked her what she thought.  The girl gave it a D.  My Mom gave this movie an F.  The girl's parents didn't like it either.  I settled with a D- with unshed tears over time I'll never get back.

MPAA: PG-13 for a sexual situation, brief strong language and some thematic elements including drug use.

P.S. If you want to see a movie where someone is gradually sucked into an ideology, Blame it on Fidel! is a far more successful, chilling movie, in which I think The Circle was going for, but failed miserably.

Thursday, February 2, 2017

That Creepy Beauty and the Beast Belle Doll


Last month while perusing the Hogwarts Running Club Facebook page someone posted a picture of an unknown Emma Watson Beauty and the Beast Belle Doll, comparing it to Justin Bieber.

A simple "beauty and the beast justine bieber doll" search will yield several news and blog posts on this subject, talking about the Belle doll being a great fail.

Many people in the Hogwarts Running Club thought it was a fake doll, that surely Disney wouldn't mess up this badly.  They posted a few other pictures of another Belle doll, claiming the official doll was better.  I then wrote that the pictures being posted were of a Hasbro doll (Hasbro is not living up to the standards of Mattel, but that's another subject), and that the Disney Store releases a doll not made by Hasbro, and this "Justin Bieber" doll is most likely the Disney Store version.

I was right.  The Disney Store is now selling the doll, and the product photos on the online store do not match what is shipped or found in the store!  On the site the doll has 3 out of 5 stars, though the last several reviews are single star ratings.

My big complaint is the hair line and her high forehead.

My Mom bought the doll and let the bun down to try to help her look better, but it only helps a little bit.  Then there's her jawline and face shape, the lack of detail when it comes to her face painting and sharp freckles, and her face size looks odd in proportion to the dolls body.



 She looks a little better in her blue dress, but still creepy.

I like the blue dress with different fabric textures, prints, and details.

Gaston looks good.

But other than that, seriously, Disney, missed opportunity!